I saw this on a friend's facebook post and think it's too good not to share.
A real woman always keeps her house clean and organized, the laundry basket is always empty. She's always well dressed, hair done. She never swears, behaves gracefully in all situations and all circumstances. She has more than enough patience to take care of her family, always has a smile on her lips, and a kind word for everyone.
Post this as your status if you, too, suspect that you might be a man.